The Good Schtuff:

New episode of Big Bang Theory tonight
The fantabulous Sunday afternoon sex that Schnooky-wookie and I had
Snookms haircut making him look like a little boy
I finished reading Ammonite today (although, I'm a bit sad too, cause I loved it so fucking much. What can I say? Marghe and Thenike rock my world yo.)
I had Taco Bell for dinner
I didn't have to cook dinner
My soda tastes really lurvely
Mysty is happy now
Mysty is "Unger-iffickly" happy now, which, to me, is the BEST kind of Mysty happy you can possibly get
My momma is an infinite rock star
Sarah Laurensen says she loves muh blog posts
I hacked the Green Eyed Douch(e)bag's Myspace account, forcing him to proclaim his undeniable love for me via Myspace Moods & Updates. I even added flavor to the moment by indicating his absolute hatred for Cupid. Woot for me, Douch(e)bag: pwned
I took a shower
I can beat most Guitar Hero songs on Hard or Expert
My herbal supplements are not child safetied, so I can make my spawn get me my sanity keepers when I forget to take them, like, for instance, right now....
Going to see (possibly) Drop Kick Murphys and Civet (most definately!) with Mysty Wednesday!!!!!
The spawn don't have homework all week cause of I-STEP

The Bad Schtuff

Snookms will probably be all cranky & shit when he gets home from taking the Jr. to Speech Therapy @ Riley, cause we can't really afford Taco Bell
My kids have me hopelessly addicted to Mtv2's Nitro Circus, Scarred, and Fantasy Factory
The Green Eyed Douch(e)bag is plotting his revenge, so I am afraid at every corner
I have nothing fun left to read, except my own angsty bullshit
I-STEP all week for the spawn = headaches for all
I don't have any toilet paper to wipe my ass, & I fucking forgot to buy some when I went out to get Taco Bell
Napkins hurt, but not as much as corn cobs I s'pose
Kathulhu hasn't posted a blog in five days
I found 2 grey hairs on my head last week
I got metaphorical pinworms in muh butt. Blog post later all about it. (it's actually an oldie, but a "goodie")
I have nothing self important left to say, which sucks, because I'm really enjoying the hell outta using this bulletpoint font.

Enjoys:

Complaining, video games, and playing my beat up piece of shit Ibanez that I still love and adore cause she's my baby.

I also enjoy:

Learning as much as I possibly can about mental disorders, especially Autism and OCD, drawing, writing, reading, smelling things that shouldn't be smelled, collecting animals for my personal amusement (especially baby ones) and listening to 8-bit (chiptune) music. There is also a morbid fascination for all things of a blasphemous/ungodly-like nature in there somewhere, which really sucks sometimes, considering that I usually try to put Jesus first in my life. But alas, that is irony, and I am CHOCK FULL of that shit.

But all in all, life has been good to me. I have 3 teens, whom I adore & make me laugh so hard till I cry, which is a good thing, I s'pose.

My husband has this same affect on me, thank my lucky stars.

He sort of reminds me of a Minotaur.

Either that, or the evil elf wizard named Dalamar from the Dragonlance Novels.

If only I was HIS "Shalafi"....

*sighs heavily*