Everytime I finally get a chance to sit and relax for the day, this fucking commercial comes on. And it pisses me off.
Here's an 'ode to Kelly and her Electrolux fabrications:
(I don't have a name for this bullwhackee)
When the towels are all folded,
and the linens all tucked
The cat has been fed,
and hubby's dick has been sucked
We can waver away all the bills to be paid,
a magic wand in one hand and a can o' Glade
The asses are wiped and all knick-knacks've been dusted,
no door hinge dare squeaking, nor single window is busted
The chicken stir-fry has been wokked with cheer,
and the hubby is laden on the couch with said beer
My ass is in a straight-jacket for all to come see,
as the thorazine drips and I smile faintly with glee
For we ALL know that SUPERMOM is here to stay!!!
Come hell or high water to save the day.....
