Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cause we all know a vagina can be stretched 6 ways to Sunday....

Everytime I finally get a chance to sit and relax for the day, this fucking commercial comes on. And it pisses me off.

Here's an 'ode to Kelly and her Electrolux fabrications:

(I don't have a name for this bullwhackee)

When the towels are all folded,
and the linens all tucked
The cat has been fed,
and hubby's dick has been sucked
We can waver away all the bills to be paid,
a magic wand in one hand and a can o' Glade
The asses are wiped and all knick-knacks've been dusted,
no door hinge dare squeaking, nor single window is busted
The chicken stir-fry has been wokked with cheer,
and the hubby is laden on the couch with said beer
My ass is in a straight-jacket for all to come see,
as the thorazine drips and I smile faintly with glee
For we ALL know that SUPERMOM is here to stay!!!
Come hell or high water to save the day.....

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Duranfan said...

I can't STAND Kelly Ripa. I don't even know why she's famous. I have no idea what TV show or movie she stars in. But her face pisses me off. I wanna smack her.

And yes, that commercial sucks big ones. How about some beefcake workin' that oven instead? THAT would interest the ladies a LOT more than Kelly Ripa and her irritating face.

Realmcovet said...

Haha. You said "her face pisses me off". It's not so much the "individual" here that gets my panties in a bunch as much as it is that you are 100% correct in suggesting that a beefcake be working that oven.

However, now that you mention it, Kelly does have her ways. :D

kathulhu said...

Hah! That was great :)