Friday, November 7, 2008

Questions from Kathulhu Fhtagn

Full name: Rachel Jean Buttnugget

Nicknames: Hugh Jackman, Diarrehea Deliverer, Tumbleweed, Rach-dawg

Nicknames you wish you had but no one gave to you: The Fonze, Jabberwocky, Black Death.

Birthday: August 1

Favorite holiday: Halloween, Christmas

Favorite band: Joy Division, Cold War Kids, Human Abstract (before A.J. Minette pussed out as lead guitarist)

Favorite movie: Aw geeze. I can never just pick one....Donnie Darko, Story of Us, The Fountain, Amelie...(this list ALWAYS changes)

Favorite book: Soulforge, Getting Through the Day, Origin (The Story of Wolverine), Neil Gaiman's Sandman series (so far!! only read the first 2 volumes but FUCK am I in LOOOOOOOOVE)

Favorite pick up line: "Did you fart? Because you just blew me away." (I stole that bitch from Katie)

Favorite underwear: The 45 dollar pair that I bought from Victoria's Secret for my birthday. (Those are also THE LAST pair of underwear I've bought for myself, and that came equipped with a 30 dollar gift card. Oh, and keep in mind that my birthday is in FUCKING August.)

If you could only listen to 3 albums, not including mix cd's, for the rest of your life what would they be?: The Best of Bjork, Neon Bible by Arcade Fire, and Lady Sings the Blues by Billie Holiday.

Do you know the difference between "How ya doin'?" and "How you doin'?": What the fuck?

If you're male, how ya doin'?: GREAT!

If you're female, how you doin'?: I need to put deodorant on. ASAP.

If I(Kathulhu) was an ice cream flavor, what flavor would I(Kathulhu) be?: Supreme Dictator Flavoured Ice Cream

Now what about you?: Jamocha

When people say "And those people know who they are." are they talking about you?: Doubtful.

Do you think there is such thing as coincidence?: Yep.

Fate?: Yep.

Accidents?: Yup.

Jebus?: I'm going to name my next pet Jebus. Jebus Christmas.

Weirdest place you've ever "done it": My mom and dad's bathroom floor. (sorry mom) My brother's bunk bed (sorry Eric) On top of a toilet (sorry Snookms)

Weirdest place you've ever been naked: In a school bathroom. When I went to W.E.C. (an alternative school) this one hot guy that I barely knew pissed me off with something really "rich" that had spewed forth from his wordhole, so I yelled "Suck my pussy!". He then returned the insult saying "Alright. Girl's bathroom. Right now." I couldn't puss out, so I said okay, started unzipping my pants right there in the hallway, beckoned for him to follow me to the bathroom (which he did), kicked the stall door open, dropped my pants & underwear to the ground, opened my legs....and then he just stood there like a fukken douche bag. What an asshole, right? I never felt like a bigger dipshit in my life, standing there in naked expectancy.

And now the questionaire invented by the famous Bernard Jebonlondefaeux.

What is your favorite curse word?: Fuck. Mutherfuck. Assfuck. Jesus Fucking Christ.

What sound or noise do you love?: Snookms and/or the spawn laughing at my funnies.

What sound or noise do you hate?: Me queefing while I'm getting my ass tapped from behind.

What turns you on, gets you going, gets you pumped, what turns you on?(it's not sexual ya big perv): I'll have to agree with Katie when she says "good muzak". Hearing Snookms pull off an awesome riff on the "git-fiddle" does it to me pretty good too.

What turns you off?: Bologna breath and a false sense of pride.

What career would you like to have other than your own?: Therapist. Heart Surgeon. Renegade Wizard.

What career would you hate to have?: The guy/gal that has to mop up basketball player sweat and drool offa the gym floor. That job looks like it fucking BLOWS.

And finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive?: Thanks alot bitch. Now can I have my socks back??

2 comments:

sex scenes at starbucks said...

I'm an August baby too. 16th.

Realmcovet said...

Ahhh, yes. I remember that. It has forever been engraved into my heart, sweetcheeks. :D