<h1>Ask Me Why & I'll Spit in Your Eye...</h1>

So I guess Specially Prepared Assorted Meats are back on the menu!

This does wonders for my life!

& don't even bother to ask me why....

The Joker's Smile.

Chaos.

Innocence.

It's all there, mingling.

& she loves ME.

& I love HER.

I am happy.

All the pieces fit.

Everything is where it needs to go.

& if we squabble again, it shan't be the end of the fucking world.

We'll ... deal.

Cause she doesn't want to give up on me

& I don't want to give up on her...

True story!

& now that that's all said & done!

Mysty is married! Hitched! Tied the knot; OFFICIALLY! I've missed her a bunch, a whole terrible lot, but, that is okay! I'm due to have coffee with her this Thursday wherein she will relay all the gorey details of her marital endeavors. I seriously cannot wait to see her. I will be demanding that she meet me donning her wedding dress. She'd better succumb!

Halloween. Hal-lo-ween! It was relaxing. Fun AND relaxing. Hardly ever do the two go together, but for me, it did. Nothing major, no goblin parties thrown until unmentionable hours of the night or witched/warlock menage a trois....

Just simple fun.

We headed out to the northo-netho region, an invitation to a beheading sent by Snookms' sister. It was her anniversary however, but her & her own were game for trick or treating with the Spawn, which I thought was way cool on their behalf. I mean, they COULD HAVE been all, "Fuck this, it's our ANNIVERSARY" right? But no, they're not all about being whiny bitches when it comes to that kind of a thing. I scat n catted about, engulfing the Fall horizon, admiring little bride zombies & Werewolves as they passed by. Adorable I tell you! They are all just so adorable!

Snookms' sister took it upon herself to make sausage chili, which was bomb ass good, nothing like I had expected it to be. I typically hate on the sausage, but Kristi really came through!

Also, she dug out her year old frozen wedding cake & it was still as darling as the day it was made. Just as delicious too.

See!

So there was that! It was definately a Fall Festivity of sorts.

This song has me all a'flutter. I just ... don't know what to do with it! Dance? Laugh? Cry? Oh hell, I'll do it all...

Other stuff.

*scratches head*

Okay, so it seems like there is more, I know there is more!

Oh! So I am going to take a minute to bitch about Castle Age. I mean, I've just summoned this Hydra, (which was a double edged sword from the start, I just KNEW it!) & straightaway I was excited but sad, kinda like when you have to eat those really cute chocolate bunnies on Easter? I was like "Yes!" but then "No!" at the same time, for I heart the Hydra. But it's also fun to have encounters with one, yes? Even if it means slaying it's five heads until they drown in a puddle of their own stinkin misery. But see, I was initially pissed when I first performed alchemy to summon it. Cause why, you ask? Everybody (and I mean E-V-E-R-Y-B-O-D-Y) and their fucking grandma-maw was summoning shit at the same time. I was like, fuck, how are we gonna slay all these beasts? Everyone is gonna want to utilize their stamina to smack their own monsters around, it's only natural... right?

So I was whining about that for a while.

Katie, unawares was all,

"Shut your pie hole & go attack the damn hydra."

& I was all like,

"Not til I have dragonbane in my pants!"

& next thing you know, on the chat log for battle engagement, she's all

"crap! I didn't know you had one too!"

But you see? Do you now see my plight? Now you know. NOW you KNOW! (& knowing is half the battle!)

So there's been alot of that going around, & also, I made the huge mistake of becoming a 'fan' of Castle Age on Facebook! No harm in that right?

Wrong!

Next thing you know I'm getting a buttload of crappy friend requests with the magic 'speak friend & enter' words of "Castle Age". Uhm, sorry? But FUCK Castle Age! It is not so important that I need a thousand strangers flooding my gates with all their "Please help me battle Cronus!" status hogwash. Y'know?

I'll readily admit I accepted enough requests to beef up my clan so that I could complete the remainder of quests left. But after that man? No way!

The Outsiders was on the other night, on Encore I think? Snookms & I stayed up to watch that. I have it on VHS, but it's such a pain to dig it out & then wrestle with the VCR. I love that movie, through & through. It's so old, but it's timeless. Few movies have the ability to capture that sort of juvenile essence so truly. I remember after watching that movie for the first time, I was like around 8 or 9 I think, maybe a few years older. I wanted to BE Dallas. Fuck crushing on the son of a gun. Everytime I slid on a jean jacket, I did it in homage to ol' Dally. That movie was so full of character. They need to make an RPG outta that bitch. I'd be Dally everytime. The other two flicks that kind've capture this same essence (for me anyway) are 'A Bronx Tale' & 'Gangs of New York'. Timeless pieces for me...

I'm jazzed about 'V' tonight. I used to watch it faithfully back in the Seattle Days. It aired on Fridays back then, & that is the day my mom & pops would usually argue to the point of my mom storming out, so we'd head over to one of her relatives house, bust out the Jiffy Pop & be on our merry way. Fucking V man! I used to pretend to tear my skin off & be an awesome lizard underneath. & Marc Singer always reminded me of Mark Hamill.

Which reminds me; I MISS BEASTMASTER! & theiving kender like ferrets!

I like, need my mama's robe so's I can pretend to be a cloak monster. OMNOMNOMNOMNOMZ.